Friday, February 27, 2009

i happened to clean up my desk... and i found a card... which was given by my friend and it read out...
when asked what forgiveness is , a little girl give this beautiful answer,
"forgiveness is the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed"!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

i still have those tickets which are lying on my study table..they are of different ,green. well those are not executive class air tickets... i am talking about... those are my first rtc bus tickets.
till 17 years of my life i never travelled in a rtc was the first time... i was traveling with my friends to my friends party... well it is not that i have grown up only travelling by air... but i never travelled in a rtc bus within the city.... and alone! no way.and it did happen now. it was exciting...there were people of all kinds... people going to office,few students reading,vendors who were going to their market place, few women were talking loudly,the conductor with his money bag around his waist,the sudden brakes......all sorts of was a good experience....

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

10 most stupid questions people ask!!!

hey........chk ths out....few of these wud hav bn askd by u!!!!!

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on

your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...

Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after

Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big !!

Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive's
just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron !!

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke ?

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle was a piece of chalk and
now it's in flames.